What the *$%#? (Or "Moving from a Cat's perspective)

Journal entry - Day #2577
I've been noticing somthing strange going on in our house, the people are acting strangly, there are beautiful boxes to play in, but they keep filling them up with pesky books and stuff. I keep getting pulled out of my favorite places EVER, ones that I just found and didn't know even existed until today.
A couple of days ago, my people took some of those full boring boxes away and came back with new empty boxes! Hooray! But then yesterday...yesterday was the weirdest day of my life!
Wait, strange noise outside....
OK, back from under the covers...
SO, yesterday, my snobby sister and I were just minding our own business, waiting for our people to come back from wherever they go...not sure what they do all day when we are here all the time waiting to be fed, loved and in general pandered too, but I digress...we were just hanging out waiting for them to come back and fill our bowl, the yellow one was almost empty and even though the red bowl was full, I was starting to worry that we would have a food shortage soon if one of them didn't come and open the magic box and fill the yellow bowl. I wandered from room to room just checking to see if they were hiding on me, couldn't find them so went and flopped in my tree. I've claimed it...Scampi is too much of a priss to sit in it, so now, it's mine.
Awhile later, I heard the noise outside that lets me know its time to run to the outside bit of our house and make sure my people know where to find me. With that accomplished, I sat by the door and waited for them to acknowledge my royal self with some attention. It was duly given and I went on my way.
Suddenly there was another person at our door...I inspected her and recognized her as a person who comes around sometimes and especially from the times when our people forget to come home for one or two sleeps and she comes and feeds us. You have no idea how many times she has saved our lives...
Strange noise...
Whew, its all safe and I'm back from the bedroom...ok, I was hiding under the covers again...Its safe there, if the weird noise can't see me, then I must not exist, yes?
Back to yesterday. I was finished inspecting this new person and she met my standards, so I allowed her to come in. She started taking flat pieces of cardboard and turning them into boxes! Hooray! She  might be my favorite magician EVER! I knew she had come to entertain me, but was a little confused with the game she wanted to play. She would open up a magic box, put it on the floor for me and then shoo me out of the box. I figured she just wanted to see which of us was quicker...well, I proved yet again that I will always be the fleetest box jumper in my kingdom. Silly mortals will never learn. They mock me when I practice, but today all that training came in quite handy.
When I got bored with that game, I went to check out the rest of the house...things were mising! The big comfy thing was gone! The other big comfy thing was gone!!! My tree was still here though, so I sat on it so they wouldn't take it...it's mine...we've been over this...
After awhile, all three of the people left again. What is going on? I vaguely remember this happening a long time ago, but it couldn't have been as strange as this?
Ahh...noise....nope, nope, I'm ok, I will just sit here and wait to see if I should attack it...maybe if I make my eyes bigger it will be frightened and go away....seems to have worked.
Ok, back to my tail, er tale.
The people were gone for a long time, then they came back and more interesting things started happening. My favorite person started pulling his toys apart. He always sits there each morning and stares at the bright square. I try to help him by standing on the clicky bits, but he doesn't ever appreciate my contribution. Maybe he has realized that he is spending too much time tickering on the clicky bits and will be spending more time with me! I knew if I helped him enough, he'd realize.
My other person was in the room with the closet that I love with the new person throwing their fur substitutes on the ground and then filling boxes with it. Odd that they can't just get the fur they have on thier heads to grow all over them, but I guess in the people world, that might not be acceptable. I like my fur though...glad I don't have to change it all the time. The new person was working in the closet where the Bird is. She finally found it and let it free. I wish I knew how to work it...everytime I find it by myself, its dead and poses no challenge.
When we all tired of that game, the new person put it into the closet. I saw Scampi watch where it was put so I knew we could get it later. The people start moving things around again and now I really am getting worried. So much stuff is gone....but my tree is still here, so I guess I will be ok. The new person was here so she knows that if our people go missing again she will have to come back and feed us. That is at least a relief....
NOISE!
Oh, wow, ok so it was just my favorite person coming back...I'll tell you where I am shortly and why I keep having to interrupt my self....
So they were gone for awhile and we wander around the house asking ourselves where everthing has gone. We go and ask politely at the door to the closet where the Bird lives to see if we could get in there, but no luck.
Our two people come back and I again let them know where we were, just in case they forgot. They wander around for a bit and notice things missing too. I help them by talking them through every area of the house. They are very nice and pay attention closely. At least we are all in this together.
As we are inspecting the house though, I notice something strange. Not only has all of our poo been stolen, the whole box is gone. Next you'll know, our food will be gone too...and when I went to check on it...sure enough...gone...and my Tree was gone too!!!!
Now I knew we were in trouble.
When the people came back up after leaving for a few minutes, the other one calls Scampi over and suddenly she is inside a box and can't get out. I started to go over to check it out, but first my favorite person called me over and showed me the inside of another box. I decided to humor him and check it out. I only went in half way though cuz of what I saw happen to Scampi. I sniffed from the there, just to see what the big deal was and I feel my person shoving me in. Naturally I put up a fight but let him win in the end. People have to win sometimes in order for them to feel good about themselves. The door shut and I was stuck.
I tried to be mature about it, Scampi was over in her box shouting about how unfair life was and about how she didn't like her box. The other person was talking to her, but she wasn't listening.
After just a few seconds, my box was lifted up and we went outside. I like outside. I get to go outside whenever I want, but never through this door. We went out and I let my person know that I was feeling a little queasy and asked if he could not pick me up again, but he did and we went down some stairs. I could hear Scampi shrieking about life in general at that point and thought that I would give the people a break and be quiet. We got into a noisy thing that moves unnaturally and I couldn't hear my sister anymore. Good thing too, she's noisy.
My person talked to me and I told him that I don't feel so good and I would like to get out please. He seemed to listen because we stopped shortly after that. I saw that the other person and Scampi were in another one of these noisy contraptions and Scampi is still yelling about suing for incompetence and all that other rubbish. I know she's just scared. At least she is with her favorite person, so she'll survive.
Through the holes in my cage I could smell other cats and strange people and even...oh no, A Dog. I hope he is not where we are going. We followed the other person and Scampi up the steps and into a strange place where they let us out into a room. Some of the stuff was familiar, there is one of the big comfy things and when they cover it up, I recognized it as their bed. It's a safe place and Scampi immediately hid under the covers. I wandered around a bit and as the people come and go from the room, things started to appear. My potty box is here, yay! I tested it out and it still works! Then, when I came out from there I find my Tree! And my food, both the yellow and red bowls were full! Wow! We might just make it through our adventure here!
I am currently hiding under the covers as there are way too many strange noises and smells here to handle. I will take a nap and then go exploring again. I hope we get to go home soon, but as long as my people are here and my food, tree and potty box are here, we can survive.
I'm gonna go take that nap and see what else happens when I wake up.
More later...
Signed,

His Royal Highness
Miki

P.s. Sorry for any spelling mistakes, it's difficult for me to use these clicky bits...